You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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