You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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