he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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