I can't watch pbs sober anymore
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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