Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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