Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Randomize