i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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