There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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