does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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