i just had sex bonerless
She announced her abortion via fbk
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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