I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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