We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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