Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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