i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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