I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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