My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I don't think brook has ever known best
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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