haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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