I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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you will always have a special place in my vag
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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