The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
is that a dick in a sweater?
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I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
i out mim tonsoeep
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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