I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
