Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Randomize