Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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