evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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