It's like God shit irony all over that family
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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