paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You need Xanax blowdarts
Dicks are not precious.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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