I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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