I think i sorta joined a cult last night
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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