No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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