I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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