office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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