i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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