Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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