belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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