I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Nicole vs. Life
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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