never play flip cup with pint glasses
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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