About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
farters have to be the big spoon...
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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