This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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