There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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