Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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