I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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