love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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