He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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