One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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