You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I think my moral compass just broke
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