Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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