i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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