2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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