I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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