READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
