ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
i've created a new STD.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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