fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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