the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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