so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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