I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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