wrigley field is MILF paradise
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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