just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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