that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I supernannyed him into submission
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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